Save the Date: We're throwing a Haunted Theatre party at Jean Cocteau and you're invited!

Santa FREAKS and dark denizens of surrounding SCARE-eas! 505OMATIC's first-ever Halloween event will take place THURSDAY, OCT. 22nd at 6 p.m. in the Jean SHOCK-teau Cinema (418 Montezuma Ave., Santa Fe). The Living Room will become the Living DEAD Room in our Haunted Theater for one night only! Suggested donation is $10. 

Your co-GHOSTS "Billiamzebub" and Julian Addams will host creepy PAINelists who will shock and delight you with true(ish) scary stories unique to the Land of Entombment. Additionally we want to hear your true(ish) ghost stories, too! Please email or send a voice memo to editor@505omatic.com and give us your best spook'em tale. If we're appropriately mortified we will read or play it for the audience. Remember: Brevity is the soul of wit. Keep them short!

The doors (dolors? I'm running low on puns!) open at 6 p.m. with the show to follow at 6:30. And be sure to wear your spookiest fashions for a chance to be photographed on our BLOOD RED Carpet Reception by 505OFASHION. Select monstrosities and their aghoulterments could be featured on our Instagram page (@505OMATIC).

We'll see you at 6 p.m. Oct. 22nd! Don't be… late! Eeeeeeheeeheeeheee! *thunderclap, owl hooting, chains rattling, etc. etc.) 

– Billiamzebub Rodgers